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22 Things Your Bartender Won’t Tell You

Bartenders share their secrets, tips and best etiquette advice.

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Yell, whistle or wave money and I’m going to make you wait

Make eye contact and smile, and I’ll come over as soon as I can. Know what you want and have your money ready. Don’t create a traffic jam. Here are 7 essential tips for an awesome home bar.

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Start a tab

If I swipe your card five times this evening, that’s five times as much paperwork that will have to be done at 4 a.m. Plus, keeping your tab open means you’ll get be able to get your drink even quicker.

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You want a drink made “strong”

Then order a double to make sure you get the amount alcohol you really want. By the way, here’s your guide for effortless food and drink pairings.

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Liquor sales in bars and restaurants were down 2.2 percent last year

Even beer sales are slow. But people scrimp on food first, drinks second. Here’s how to save money when you eat out.

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A lot of bars have comp tabs, which allows me to give away drinks

It’s smart business and helps build a base of regulars, especially at new bars and restaurants. Take a look at these lightened-up beverages you should order that the bar.

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 Bars that don’t have regulars (in hotels, airports) have started using wireless gadgets

…that measure how much is poured and automatically ring up each shot. They’re meant to prevent overpouring and to cut losses.

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If your tipping guideline is still ‘a buck a drink,’ listen closely

That doesn’t fly if you order a $12 cocktail. Tip at least 15 percent. Brush up with this handy guide for tipping before you go out.

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At some bars, the sliced fruit garnishes sit out until they’re gone

Sometimes for days. Munch accordingly. By the way, here are the items you shouldn’t order at a restaurant.

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I have the police on speed dial

And I never hesitate to call when it comes to my or my patrons’ safety. Follow these 17 tips to help cut back on alcohol.

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Don’t order a round of drinks after last call

Last call applies to everyone—even you. Here are 10 things your bartender really wishes you’d stop doing.

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Some of us get a cut from the cab company when we call a taxi for a tipsy patron

Not that I’ve ever done that, of course. Here are the 8 reasons behind how you got tipsy so quickly in the first place.

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 We see some petty drama on occasion

Last week, a couple had a little too much to drink and got into a dumb argument. They then asked me to choose the “winner” of the fight. There isn’t a tip big enough to get me involved in that situation!

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 If I cut you off, don’t argue

If anything, you should apologize if you’ve made a scene. If you’re eating out on a budget, take a look at these restaurants that have great deals.

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Think tending bar isn’t a real career

You’re wrong. The craft of bartending is coming back, and some of us are even called “mixologists” now.

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I love sharing what I know

If it’s not busy, ask me about the history of drink or the latest cocktail I’ve invented.

Here are some secrets that fast food workers aren’t telling you.

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I like a sophisticated palate

You’ll win points with me if you request gin in your martini. But if you prefer your bottle of beer, these are the best beer gardens in every state.

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 My knees hurt

Bar mats prevent slipping, but I really like them for the cushioning. I use sole inserts in my shoes, too.

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Everyone should bartend a few nights in his life

You learn so much about people. Take a look at these things your pizza guy isn’t telling you.

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I’m not a piece of meat

Respect that I’m just doing my job and hitting on me all night won’t get you free drinks, it’ll just make me feel uncomfortable.

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 The songs you pick on the jukebox usually play as you leave

I’ve seen it happen so many times. Every single time!

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 I do more than mix drinks

I love being your psychiatrist-matchmaker-entertainer-friend. Otherwise, I wouldn’t tend bar.

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Please take a cab

Be smart, know your limits, and don’t drink and drive. Next, learn about the common wine mistakes everyone makes.

Originally Published on Reader's Digest

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