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A Holiday Porch Goose Is All I Want for Kitschmas
Published on Oct. 16, 2024
Anyone who visits my home is instantly greeted by my porch goose. This quirky accessory is pure kitsch, churning up memories from the 1980s and ’90s when they gained popularity with a slew of custom outfits. (And they’re not the only nostalgic product making a comeback. Hello, Lenox Spice Village!)
While my Gaggleville goose is up all year long, I’m most excited to decorate her for the holidays. After all, there are so many fun costumes to choose from. Here’s everything you need to know about getting your wings, err, hands on a Christmas porch goose in 2024.
What is a holiday porch goose?
First things first: A porch goose is a plastic, goose-shaped yard decoration that can sit in your garden or on your porch. There’s both a standard-size 23-inch goose and a new 17-inch baby goose made by the brand Gaggleville.
While they look adorable on their own, the real fun comes from the range of outfits you can purchase for different seasons and themes. For Christmas, there are a bevy of fun costumes for your gaggle to choose from. Think—Santa and Mrs. Claus, a gingerbread man and even a penguin.
I got my large goose in May 2023, and I was really impressed by its size. I filled the base with sand and used the black stopper at the bottom to keep it in place. My porch goose primarily resides in my front entryway, and so far, I’ve noticed no leaks. The outfits are also high-quality and made of colorful felt and adorable details. Many options also include a headpiece or hat for a final touch.Â
Keep in mind that while your porch goose is intended for outdoor use, the outfits should remain covered. They are not waterproof and will deteriorate if exposed to rain or snow.
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Holiday Porch Goose
Have yourself a very kitschy Christmas with a porch goose dressed up in its holiday best. Find 'fits for a snowman, Christmas tree, Santa and more.
Our Favorite Christmas Porch Goose Outfits
Not sure where to start this holiday season? These are the best Gaggleville porch goose outfits for Christmas 2024.
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Santa Goose
Ho-ho-ho! Honor the big man himself with the Santa goose outfit, which comes complete with a jolly red hat and a sack of presents. Just don’t forget about adding Mrs. Claus to your flock, too.
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Christmas Tree Goose
Fir the silliest goose, look no further than the Christmas tree outfit. Your porch goose peaks out beneath boughs filled with colorful pom-poms while a gold star completes the look.
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Snowman Goose
The snowman goose outfit is suitable for display all winter long. A tie-on black hat and red plaid scarf ensure your quacker looks dapper throughout the season.
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Gingerbread Goose
Bakers, this one’s for you! Dress up your goose like the classic Christmas treat with this gingerbread man outfit. We’re smitten with the rick-rack “frosting” details.
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Penguin Baby Goose
Baby (goose), it’s cold outside! Embrace winter’s bitter temps with this pint-sized penguin costume. After Christmas, you could remove the hat and scarf for a more neutral look.
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Reindeer Baby Goose
On Dasher! On Dancer! On Quacker! Santa’s sleigh team gets an upgrade when baby goose joins the crew. We love everything about this mini reindeer outfit, down to the red nose and jingle bell necklace.
Where to Buy a Porch Goose
You can shop the full collection of Gaggleville geese and Christmas outfits at Amazon and Miles Kimball. The large goose costs $30 and baby goose will run you $25. The outfits range in price, but most cost between $20 and $30. While a porch goose is certainly an investment, I’m confident it will bring you joy throughout the holiday season.
